Chili Dawg here and I’m a little sad (sigh). A package arrived at our house from sweet Abby. Noah thought it was for him, but Mom told him it was addressed to ME! Noah thought that was cool. When we opened the box, there was Barney. I smelled him before I saw him. Even Finchy caught a wiff of him and his butt began to wiggle. Mom gave him to me for a brief moment (this is why I am sad), and for one glorious moment, I got my mouth on him. My tail began to swish, & Finchy flew to my side to sniff him. I was debating where to take him, when Mom cruelly snatched him away from me and put him on the table.
She told me that before we can have our way with him, first he needs to have an edg-u-kay-shun, whatever that is. She’s planning on taking this Barney to her school for a couple days so he can have an edg-u-k-shun. I don’t think that’s fair. She never takes me to school- something about chemicals and lab safety. I hope Barney is enjoying himself. Juliana (my human sister) immediately put him in a dress. Noah (my human brother) set up his dinosaurs for him so he would feel “at home”, and then they both watched “Dinosaur Train” with him. Are you kidding me?!? At least Barney came with some chicken jerky from Abby, so I’m not feeling too gypped right now. Soon, Barney, soon.
Ok, I don’t know Juliana but I LOVE her! I always watch TV in my undies with a tattoo and band aid! My kinda gal!
And Chili, be patient. Barney doesn’t age, so you have all the time in the world.
Love, Dakota (and Shari, the one with the undies and tattoos)
Haha Barney! You look pretty silly in that dress! Actually, you look pretty comfortable in it…. Perhaps this is not your first time in a dress? Is there something you would like to share with us, Barney?
Chili, I’m glad you liked the chicken jerky, and yes, doesn’t Barney smell???
Have fun! Can’t wait to see what you two do with him!
Kisses,
Abby
oooh chili, get him alone, away from ‘little eyes’ and just give him a major WHOOOPPPIINNGG!!!! we know you will wait for just the right time, and then all the edg-u-kay-shun in the world won’t help him…….
charon & gayle
You used to wear that dress Mama, and now my favorite purple dino Barney. Can’t wait to see what he gets into at school and meet him and see all on Sat. Love, Mom
Get him Chili Dawg!!